![]() So smear on some eye-black, tape up your fingers, and let this non-sports-fan spin you a yarn ‘bout the greatest game never played.īlitz The League II is what happens when Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater and Grand Theft Auto birth an insecure demon child which is in turn raised by a season of Viva La Bam and a bunch of cool 8th graders. ![]() Which makes you, dear reader, a small child wondering “What’s 2008? What’s Blitz: The League II?”, which in turn makes me a weathered stranger on a cedar park bench with the answer to your questions in the form of a convoluted opinion piece. ![]() And if the proverbial they is the villain, that makes Blitz: The League II the hero. ![]() Perhaps they’ll say this recap belongs back in 2008 – back when The 300 was “cool” and Michael Jackson was “alive”. We play Madden.” However, as any individual raised on a strict diet of pop culture references and not-understanding-how-actual-sports-work knows, a dismal failure merely sets the stage for a glorious comeback. Even if you found yourself among the brave few who bought a copy, attempts to play with friends were met with the stonewall refrain, “Blitz is for idiots. It was the straight-to-VHS version of a video game, the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off the TV Show of the Blitz series. It was a sequel to a reboot of a once-popular franchise that had long since had its day. ![]() When Blitz: The League II was released in late 2008, nobody cared. ![]()
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